I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
Dennis Miller

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Robert Paul

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
Dennis Miller

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome

MIA. Now ponder

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White